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This strip is not at all what I expect out of Garry Trudeau.
Happy Independence Day, people.
I recommend the Vitamin D scenario.
Excellent cartoon here.
Film at elevennow.
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A literal video is a music video (You remember those? MTV used to show them.) where the vocals have been replaced with a description of the action in the video. YouTube is chock full of them, and some of them are really, really good.
I’m a big fan of Barenaked Ladies. (No, Mom, it’s not what you think. They’re a band.) One Week is a great song with the kind of machine-gun lyrics that you have to listen to about ten times before you finally get most of them.
This is one of those really, really good literal videos, and it’s a parody of One Week. If you don’t know the real song, it won’t be quite as good, but it’s still pretty impressive.
What’s the story with all of these new Muppet clips? Love ‘em!
It all came to me last night in a dream about the product announcement. Let me describe the new and innovative interface that Steve himself showed me:
At the top of the screen will be a menu bar. I remember “File” being on there. To use the “File” menu, you simply touch it and drag down. As you do, a 26-letter menu appears, much like a vertical keyboard. This allows you to drag each letter of the command.
To open a file, you would merely drag your finger around from the “O” to the “P” to the “E” to the “N” tiles. That’s it! So simple that anybody who can remember what is supposed to be under the “File” menu can use it!
Of course, the fact that Steve was dressed as a nerd and the whole announcement took place in the bleachers of a school gym make me a little suspicious of the quality of the revelation.
Worth a click through:
A virus walks into a bar and…
…well, I’ll let you hear the rest on your own.
(Worth every second. Watch it. Really.)
I got one comment about last week’s Muppet video: “I love Beaker!”
So here’s more Beaker. This time, with the “Ode to Joy.”
Is watching this video worth 4 minutes, 46 seconds of your life?
If you like the Muppets and have heard “Bohemian Rhapsody,” then, yes, it is worth 4 minutes, 46 seconds of your life.
(Via GeekDad.)
From an E-mail that is currently in circulation:
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem .
obscene |əbˈsēn|
adjective
(of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency : obscene jokes | obscene literature.
• offensive to moral principles; repugnant : Obama’s election was obscene.
• see this alternate definition
DERIVATIVES
obscenely adverb
ORIGIN late 16th cent.: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus ‘ill-omened or abominable.’
(slightly modified definition from the Apple Dictionary widget)
I just couldn’t resist reblogging this. It’s just so right in so many ways.
(Thanks, blonde sagacity!)
Article here.
Hey! That’s a new slogan I can use!
Bill’s Words: Three years running and still endorsement free!
Dammit.
(Three years as of this month, actually. The first real entry was Speechless on October 4, 2006.)
There’s now Coke on my monitor, I laughed so hard. For all you HP users out there…
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