Buy Miles Limited-time Offer: 20% Mileage Bonus

Article here.

But wait! There’s more! If you order now, we’ll double the miles you get with your first purchases!

If won’t matter, of course, since a year from now when you finally have enough miles to use, we’ll either be out of business or a round-trip ticket will require 10 million miles. (And you thought you were clever to buy that Mercedes on your SkyMiles card…)