The Associated Press: Myanmar junta defends cyclone response as prompt

Article here.

Another take:

Um, yeah. “Prompt.”

“Prompt” as in “We had our heads so far up our butts that we required a laxative to achieve movement in our cyclone response. And even then, it took us a while on the pot. Good thing we survived. Those peasants wouldn’t know what to do without us.”

So much said by one word.