Oh, Crap: I am Breaking the Law

I just pulled the last pages off my Zits 2007 Calendar and discovered to my horror that I have been breaking the law! The last page of the calendar says:

Zits 2007 Calendar ©2006 by Zits Partnership Inc. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this calendar may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews. For information, write Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC, an Andrews McMeel Universal company, 4250 Main Street, Kansas City, Missouri 64111.

First, in order that I at least attempt to comply with this overly-restrictive license: The calendar was good. I enjoyed it.

There.

Second, I have been using the calendar pages as notepaper, and this use clearly violates this license.

For that matter, I’ve been reading the calendar pages each day. And that’s right out, too.

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Do these people* even understand what they write?

Good grief.

* And by “people,” I mean “lawyers.”