GM Rated #1 Manufacturer for Customer Loyalty

Article here.

Translation: If you were stupid enough to buy one of their overstyled, overwrought cars x years ago, you likely haven’t gotten any smarter since then.

On the other hand, all three of the US car manufacturers have pretty much sucked for some time now. Maybe this rating means that owners of Fords and Chryslers aren’t that smart for having bought a Ford or Chrysler in the first place, and regret the purchase.

Aw, who the heck cares…